Ass Like That

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The way you shake it, i can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she’s like a belly dancer
She’s shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, i
Think someones at the door
But i don’t think i’m gonna answer
Police saying “freeze”
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, i’m a human being, i have needs
I’m not done, not till i’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, i am agreeing mr. officer
I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, i just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, i make r&b, i sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, i joke, i joke, i kidd, i kidd
If i offend i’m sorry, please, please forgive
For i am triumph, the puppet dog, i am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything i sing, you will love it

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Jessica simpson, looks oh so temptin’
Nick i ain’t never seen an ass like that
Everytime i see that show on mtv my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-kate and ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they’re getting older, they’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying “freeze”
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, i just got my seat
I have ticket, look, i put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see mary-kate shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like i’m pee wee herman, this movies pg
Mr. officer, i demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer’s with michael, he’s too busy?
I am triumph, britney spears has shoulders like a man
And i can say that and you’ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

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Hilary duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year i’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is jojo
Police saying “freeze”
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies mr. officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, i make jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if i can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but i think i did
Janet, is that a breast, i think i just saw a tit
Psych, i joke, i joke, i kidd, i kidd
I don’t think my joke is working, i must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not triumph, i am arnold, get down

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So gwen stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)