Em Calls Paul (skit)

Hey yo paul, it’s em
I got your call about the michael jackson thing
And i know that he’s not thrilled about the video
What does he want to be starting something
Well, i’ll show him who’s real bad

*burp*

Paul the way you make me feel with these calls
You should really take a look at the man in the mirror
And tell him to beat it because i won’t stop until i can’t get enough

*fart*

Do you remember the time, we we’re watching the billy jean video?

*fart*

Well, it will always be that michael to me, and it doesnt matter if he’s black or white
Because i can’t stop loving him, and i hate plastic surgeons and i hope they all fucking die

*fart*

How do you like that?
*fart*
And i like him
I like him a lot
I want to touch him
But i can’t

*random garble*

Excuse me, i’m taking a shit
*fart*
Sorry

Anyways, call me back
I have this idea, about how i want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message, *fart* fucker.

And by the way no, i don’t have a new gun.

*cocks gun*
*bullet drops*